SHARTWHEEL 

The act of sharting while performing a cartwheel.

James shartwheeled down the hall. Goodness gracious what a mess.

SHARTWHEEL by Kabus December 2, 2004

Shartwheel 

When one sharts while laying nude on a spinning lazy susan

Bro get me spinnin after Taco Bell and I’m finna do a fat shartwheel

Shartwheel by SammySlammy June 26, 2020

shartwheel 

A cartwheel, in the midst of which a shit is accidentally taken.

"Trying to make a list using bullets and numbering in Microsoft Word is like doing a shartwheel."

shartwheel by Buster T. Foodcube January 31, 2007

saltwheel

Dried up semen in the end of a fore skinned weiner, you can pop it off like a bottle cap just for fun.

So I was with mary last night, and forgot to clean my ween, so I woke up this morning and had to pop out my saltwheel.

saltwheel by crapapplez. December 24, 2015