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A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection
Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right
pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

Pedonoona 

A combination of the word pedophile and noona (a Korean word referring to an older girl), a pedonoona is an older woman or girl who is interested in a young male idol in an inappropriate and sexual way.
Woman: I just saw Teen Top's "No More Perfume" video, I think I'm officially a pedonoona now. I could ignore it when it was just Taemin, but Niel's only SIXTEEN!
Pedonoona by candycakies July 31, 2011

Pedonoonas 

Noun, Plural
Singular -> Pedonoona

A combination of the words noona and pedophile.
Refers to older, female persons that likes SHINee's jailbait member, taemin in a pedophile-like way.
Taemin: -lifts shirt up-
Older, female fans in the crowd: -SQUEAL-
Taemin: oh pedonoonas....
Pedonoonas by Red Bean Bun December 20, 2010

Pedoconvention 

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.
Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!
Pedoconvention by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009

Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.
1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.
Pedocookie by sillymunky December 22, 2008