It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
A combination of the word pedophile and noona (a Korean word referring to an older girl), a pedonoona is an older woman or girl who is interested in a young male idol in an inappropriate and sexual way.
Woman: I just saw Teen Top's "No More Perfume" video, I think I'mofficially a pedonoona now. I could ignore it when it was just Taemin, but Niel's only SIXTEEN!
pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.
1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.
2. I offeredBrittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.