mop handled 

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

mop handled by Weazle December 13, 2008

Bosnian Mop Handle 

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.

Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice

Bosnian Mop Handle by Osama Bin Naughty December 4, 2020

Mop Handler 

Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work

Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here

Mop Handler by A Random Bohemian October 15, 2018

mophandlemama 

Someone who takes pride in being very clean (only to be said by mental patients).

now the floor looks beautiful...
Thats why they call me mophandlemama...

mophandlemama by laura kkkkkkk September 12, 2007

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 16, 2009

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 20, 2009