mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle January 9, 2007

Bosnian Mop Handle

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.

Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice

by Osama Bin Naughty December 5, 2020