masturbastical
masturbastical by Alexander David Ray 1 December 12, 2008
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Masturbatical
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010
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masturbbatical
n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
masturbbatical by Off For A Pint May 19, 2014
masturbbatical
Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
masturbbatical by mhmuss February 9, 2014
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masterbatical by Dieseltime March 2, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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