Claymored 

The act of being killed and or horribly wounded by the claymore. (The mine not the sword) Be careful because it can happen anywhere. Also a great way to keep annoying children off your lawn.

Just riding your bike... CLAYMORED!!!
Just walking the dog... CLAYMORED!!!

Claymored by JayW December 9, 2008

Claymored 

The act of which two fat guys painted gold with red wangs tackle you when you walk through a door and dick slap you until they get they are pleasured.

gold Claymored

Claymored by Papi Grande October 22, 2011

Claymore Roomba 

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

Clarence Claymore by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Swedish Claymore 

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

Swedish Claymore by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Claymore Roomba 

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

Claymore Roomba by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Mexican Claymore 

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.

A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.

Mexican Claymore by AcidXrAiN May 3, 2010