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The act in which you walk through a door and are immediatley tackled by two naked fat guys with red penisis and gold painted bodies and they dick slap you until they are pleasured.
you walk into your bedroom and you are claymored
you walk into a kitchen and you are claymord
by Papi Grande May 30, 2011
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