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A very intelligent person located sometimes on iI/S. He appears seldomly to insult the I/S in various ways, generally using awkward metaphors. When he's not verbally abusing the I/S, he's saying witty, humorous things. To some, Vitz may be an asshole, but to most of those not the target of his ruthless, belittling insults he is ~a God~.
"*SIGH* where are my minions *blows on a small flute and awaits the arrival of small orange men all dressed accordingly and all with abnormally deep voices for their statures*"

-Vitz
vitz by Vitz Is A Fucking God December 11, 2008
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"Dude, did you see that chick that walked right passed you?!"

"Yeah, she was waaaay vitz."
guys who like to be penetrated very deeply in the anus. Also a person who sucks at MW2
That kid over there is bleeding out his ass, he must be a VITZ.

Dude your a fucking VITZ your K/D is like .69
VITZ by 301tilimdone April 29, 2010

sophia vitz 

you know sophia vitz?
yeah!
she's gay.
sophia vitz by MEGALOLZZ October 16, 2008

vitzerla 

A supernatural entity which exists on the internet. Known to have a vile laughter which loosens your bowels.

Plays Albion Online extensively.
Yushi shat his pants when Vitzerla started laughing.
vitzerla by Salty Surprise September 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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