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SpaceJesus 

The legendary master of posistion has never lost a one to one battle, he would smash you and youre mom in the bedroom and in a battle, even if you have the power of all gods and eternal beings youre fucked if he says: i have the highground.
General Grevius: im going to kill you and add my ligthsaber to my collektion.
SpaceJesus/Obi Wan Kenobi: no I AM gonna take youre legs and arms like that bitch anakin becouse i have the mutherfucking highground
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SpaceJesus 

A man of extreme power due to his degree in history and German. Some call him a god because no mortal human could possibly contain so much information.
SpaceJesus is the smartest person ever.
SpaceJesus by wickedcity December 12, 2008

Space Jesus 

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
Space Jesus by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

Gay Space Jesus 

A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus
Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus

Space Jesus 

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.
"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
Space Jesus by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

Spaceless Writing 

Writing each word starting with a capital letter, not leaving a space between words, and capitalizing the article "a" and starting the following word with a lower-case letter.
The sentence Spot Tricks wrote and which moved him to propose "Spaceless Writing" to UrbanDictionary.com's editors was: "SpacesBetweenWords—AndWordsAndPunctuationMarks—AreUnnecessary." In spaceless writing (SW), the article "a" is capitalized and all the letters of the word following it are written in lower-case. Spaceless Writing saves space, time, energy, and money. It's the best writing style to use on "Twitter".
Spaceless Writing by but for January 10, 2019

space Jesus 

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is
1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!
space Jesus by Dak-Stax September 5, 2009