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Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom
“My horse has grufflets”
Horse shoe me!”
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.
-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009

Head Greffley 

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.
I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.
Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.
“My horse has got grufflets”
Horse shoe me”

The Gruffle 

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.
Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc
The Gruffle by Doggysoft September 11, 2005