Australian for beard. Typically describes a well-kempt beard, trimmed and shaped, and moderately long. The OED says this slang term originated around 1919, but otherwise the origin is unknown. To be ziffed means to be bearded.
Me: "Evan, I love your ziff! I wish I could sport a ziff like you do!"
Evan: "I like to pair it with a quiff hairstyle. Ziff and quiff. Nice ring to it, no?"
by ChaseMolair August 7, 2018
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Is also cooler than Fou.
Wow, Ziff sure is a lot cooler than Fou.
by Ziff January 22, 2004
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A word that can be used in place of "as if"
Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night.

You: Ziff, you did not.
by brother levmeister July 15, 2008
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A white male who likes to shave his anal hair and then procedes to floss his teeth with it
I totally just ziffed my teeth!!!
by blair1 December 10, 2006
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A south african word used to describe just about anything or anyone in a good or a bad way
hay ziff, how you doing?

Are you ziffing again?

Look at that ziff, what a ziff!

Bye ziff, see you later!
by theziff September 2, 2008
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A true example of the duplicity of man, who is half 'distinguished gentleman' and half 'raging ape'. Often a more primitive organism with a limited range of human emotions, who is only capable of being a stoic, aggressive or wholesome.
Person 1: "OMG, that guy just pooed into his hands and threw at my mother"
Person 2: "Yeah, but now he's helping her clean the poo up"
Person 1: "Wow, so duplicitous. He's such a Moinseur Ziff"
by bigbattycrease69 April 14, 2022
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