shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008

shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

shmeat

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

by jayrock April 26, 2005

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 10, 2008

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004