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piston pump 

Slang referring to an aggressive, furious, rapid act of fellatio. The piston pump receives its name from the rapid head movement exhibited by the provider of the fellatio, which is said to resemble the action of a moving piston. This is also referred to as the jackhammer. The piston pump is much sought after in the world of fellatio and should be received with grace and humility.
Man, that piston pump was great. I have never been sucked off so furiously.
piston pump by Boozy Barfly November 11, 2008
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pistol grip pump 

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.
Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.
pistol grip pump by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005

pistol grip pump 

the act of anally fisting a mans ass while jacking him off. as if you are shooting a pistol grip pum shotgun
that guy is a freak he likes to get pistol grip pumped
pistol grip pump by victhespic July 17, 2011

pump action pud pistol 

Another term for the male anatomy.
Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026