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DAMAGED GOODS 

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).
DAMAGED GOODS by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

bill of goods 

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.
political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.
bill of goods by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

Gooshy Food

From an online cartoon about cats, Gooshy Food is the soft food served to pets. Comes in many flavors including Tuna, Liver, and Salmon. Cats crave it and may commit bodily harm upon their owners to receive it. Also has been reportedly used as a term of endearment amongst cartoon readers.
Snooch smelled Gooshy Food, and bolted from under the couch to the kitchen.
Gooshy Food by Beezus November 7, 2004

damaged goods 

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
damaged goods by gsxrchi September 17, 2012
A term to describe loot, treasure, money, or anything valuable.
We gotta look for the goosh in this dungeon, I know it's in here somewhere.

Thats a lot of goosh!

I'm gonna steal this dudes goosh
Goosh by KABLUEE2 November 3, 2023

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.