meat flaps

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.

Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.

by Germbee October 03, 2005

Meat Flap

A "split" or "floppy" vagina

We call her a meat flap because of her excessive use of her vagina

by T-Dubz Nasty February 09, 2004

Meat Flaps

Your lips.

Case: Oh my god. Shut your fucking meat flaps.
Jess: -.-

by ilikedinosaursrawr November 07, 2010

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 01, 2021

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 09, 2008