turtlepenie 

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

turtlepenie by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

turtleweenie 

an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler

Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!

turtleweenie by smegma March 27, 2004

turtlegender 

something a dumb kid called Fae identifies with that mocks the lgbtqia and other gender identities

A:have you heard fae is turtlegender
B:really? i want to kill that sand obsessed idiot who Lucas bullies rightfullyso

turtlegender by arson2137 July 26, 2021