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bearkatt 

A large, fat, hairy, t-rex like short armed, fat jimmy dean sausage fingered, man-like teenage creature. Lives off Ranch Dressing, wears capri sweatpants, mismatched socks, wears a dirty stained jersery, and bathes up to 2 times per week.
Oh my god that is one quart of Ranch on your burger, you are fat Bearkatt.

"Dibs on the Ranch." (Bearkatt)

Stop pouring gravy up your nose Bearkatt.
bearkatt by DJ VA and Co. November 22, 2006
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Bearkatt 

A kewl animal that can transform into a bear or a katt also is a beast at sports and getting all the ladys
Man Bearkatt steals all the ladys from me
Bearkatt by Hockeyude11 September 25, 2010
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beardattach 

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
beardattach by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012

bearkats 

The one and only, The Great Bearkats, from Sam Houston State, That Baylor, has nothing on. Macho-Macho, manly-man of a bearkat.
Dang check out them bearkats, way better than Bayolrs mascot.
bearkats by Mike D. V. March 2, 2008
A homosexual animal that comes out at night to feast on young boys. Usually a sad animal that can't get passed its ungodly looks. A.K.A. The Uglitus Faggitus
BEWARE OF BEARKAT: All that come within this vicinity will be molested...
bearkat by Jesaih March 2, 2008

bearkats 

Mascot of the number one school in America...!!!(God Bless America)
Let's go bearkats! Eat'em up Kats...!!!
bearkats by Mike D. V. March 2, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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