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Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho
A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!
Jehovie by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008
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Jehovie  

A very athletic annoying person
Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

Jehovie by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!
jehove by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007
An abnormal specimen which has one line 'Free my boy JeHovey'
Omg Sarah, he is such a JeHovey
JeHovey by JeHovey July 30, 2022
"Jehoven" translates "That Which Causes To Become The One To Whom It Belongs" And Is The Ancient Ilah of Sumeria The Deity Of The Hebrews And The Muslims God Allah; The Almighty Given All Things Back; Of The One Known As "Jehoven"
Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah is Given Back All As Jehoven
Jehoven by Jon Odinson December 13, 2022

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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