Comocracy

A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.

A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

Comocracy by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.

Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room

Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

cacocracy 

Governmental rule by the worst, the most despicable people.
Sometimes spelled "kakocracy", but meaning the same.

Given the decline of statesmanship in the U.S. government, and the corruption among the ruling classes, one could well define our rule as formerly a republic, but now a cacocracy.

cacocracy by grovewalker January 2, 2012

corpocracy 

1. Often disguised as a democracy or a constitutional monarchy, a corpocracy is when a country is run by big business, either

a. Indirectly (a common occurrence). Usually the result of pandemic corruption or gradual erosion of a nation's checks and balances on the executive branch of government; to the point where greed takes precedence over your representative's morals.

or

b. Directly (currently theoretical). There are few companies with the capital to afford starting their own direct corpocracy.

2. America's actual system of government.

1a. I highly doubt that Congress would willingly label America a corpocracy, but honesty isn't exactly their strong point.

1b. Microsoft has enough money to buy a small country, thus forming the first direct corpocracy.

2. America became a corpocracy when both the Republicans and the Democrats dropped all pretence at serving the nation's best interests; opting to take bribes from the defence industry, large oil companies, and Hollywood instead.

corpocracy by Anonymøøse December 11, 2007

corpocracy 

The style of politics we have now in America, where corporations run the "democracy" of the country.

The fiscal bailouts prove that America is now a corpocracy.

America is of the corporations, for the corporations, and by the corporations.

corpocracy by batdarl February 28, 2009

corpocracy 

While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

Joe: I'm happy we live in a democracy.

Ed: Actually, the U.S. is a republic, do your homework.

DeShaun: Well, by law the U.S. is supposed to be a republic, but in actuality it is a Corpocracy - democracy by corporations.

All: Tru Dat

corpocracy by tinky2jed March 14, 2010

Momocracy

a single mother's regime where the Mom takes control of the situation by casting the only vote that matters when it comes to decision making for the family.

"It doesn't matter if you both want McDonald's tonight; this is not a democracy...it is a Momocracy and Mom wants Mexican food for dinner"

Momocracy by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010