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assbaron
Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.
Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009
assaconda
way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.
Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010
ass bacon
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026