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tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it
"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"

Dicktention 

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...
Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!
Dicktention by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dicktention 

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.
Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
Dicktention by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Dicktention 

When someone is only dating for dick and attention
Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention
Dicktention by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026