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Thumbed Crusader 

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
Thumbed Crusader by Hamroll November 8, 2006
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thumbed crusader 

A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.
The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).
thumbed crusader by Hamroll November 17, 2006

thumbed crusader 

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
thumbed crusader by Hamroll November 30, 2006

thumbed crusader 

One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur
Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
thumbed crusader by -LJW- November 11, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026