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A person who was almost killed as a child due to the West Nile virus in India. This said person suffers symptoms such as, diarhhea, disfugured nostrils, heart palpitations, and other forms of mental retardation. Sounds serious, but if you ever met a biohorn, you would laugh. They look pretty effed up.
Guy 1: I just had sex with this hot indian bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.
biohorn by Asep November 10, 2006
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biomorning 

The time at which one actually wakes up, whether or not it fits the chronological definition of "morning." See also biotoday, biotonight, etc. May be used to emphasize or account for the fact that one's sleep cycle is substantially different from the norm.
When I got up this biomorning, the cat was hungry because it was already 2pm.
biomorning by G M October 31, 2007
Droppping all current activities to take a lengthy toilet break
He was gone a long time, I think he did a Bighorn
Bighorn by Johan Simmons November 15, 2007
it’s like being bipolar, but HORNY
i swear i’m bihorny right now
bihorny by yeeyeemf April 3, 2021
An ugly cis woman who looks like a hon, usually a TERF
Anon: Wait, she's not trans? She's such a biohon...
biohon by turboautism January 29, 2023

Battle Of The Little Bighorns 

The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual

it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.
On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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