5 definitions by Asep

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so incredibly insanely excited
Andie said to her fat cat,"Simon, I am so ratum to play online solitaire on my friday night with my imaginary friend, Doug!"
by Asep November 10, 2006

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A person who was almost killed as a child due to the West Nile virus in India. This said person suffers symptoms such as, diarhhea, disfugured nostrils, heart palpitations, and other forms of mental retardation. Sounds serious, but if you ever met a biohorn, you would laugh. They look pretty effed up.
Guy 1: I just had sex with this hot indian bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.
by Asep November 10, 2006

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a small, raisin like penis
Jake's prade was so wrinkly that no one wanted to blow him.
by Asep November 10, 2006

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Like as in vixen, but the total and complete opposite. A loser. A shy freak. Usually female with long brown hair and braces. Usually very talented but it's a waste because no one wil ever see it.
Guy 1: Dude, do you know Emily?
Guy 2:You mean the voxen? Man, why would I want to know her?
Guy 1:She could be cool...
Guy 1 and Guy 2:Nah.
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Like as in vixen, but the total and complete opposite. A loser. A shy freak. Usually female with long red hair and glasses. Usually very talented but it's a waste because no one wil ever see it.
Guy 1: Dude, do you know Stacy?
Guy 2:You mean the voxen? Man, why would I want to know her?
Guy 1:She could be cool...
Guy 1 and Guy 2:Nah.
by Asep November 10, 2006

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