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Mushroomstamp 

To slap someone with your penis in the face leaving a mushroom shaped red mark on the victims face.
That girl was so drunk when I gave her a mushroomstamp it knocked her out cold!
Mushroomstamp by M Sul May 12, 2003
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mushroom stomp 

a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap
Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!
mushroom stomp by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

mushroomstamp 

to slap somone on the forehead with the tip of a penis
"while marsha was sleeping she was mushroomstamped by joe"
mushroomstamp by Anonymous March 11, 2003

MushroomSouping 

Connected to online game Minecraft, MushroomSouping is a Stupid way to heal health because its impossible.

Believe me, I tried
Jimmy: Ack im dying, give me some mushroom soup
Danni:Umm, ok *gives soup*
Jimmy: thank u *does da mushroomsouping*
Danni:thats dosent work i real life
Jimmy: oh *dies*
Danni:What just happened???
MushroomSouping by yeetageboii November 13, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026