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Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
Shit Kettle by imdx80 November 7, 2008

“The Kettle” Shit 

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.

“Kettle” Shit 

When someone has a meal at “The Kettle” restaurant in Manhattan beach LA and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Dude, I shouldn’t of eaten The Kettle last night. I’m about to take my third “Kettle” Shit today.

Kettle down a shit 

When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!

David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??

Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.

David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026