Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010

Slumberjack

Someone who falls asleep wearing flannel (shirts, pajamas, etc.) or uses a flannel blanket.

Melvin: Can you stop slumberjacking already, Johan? We gotta be at the bus station in 10 minutes!

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011

Slumberjack

A lumberjack who passed out from lack of sleep and killed himself with his own chainsaw

" Joey was a lumberjack few days ago. Now he is a slumberjack "

by ShazzSpazz October 30, 2006

Slumberjack

The act of masturbating onto a sleeping person.

"She drank too much and passed out early so I slumberjacked her."

by The Boogieman September 15, 2012

slumberjack

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022