Bexhill 

A small town on the south coast of England where no-one in their right mind would want to go. It is full of old people and sometimes referred to as 'god's waiting room'. But it is kind of cosy.

1st Person: 'Hey let's go on a holiday to sunny Bexhill!'
2nd person: 'Ahh!' *falls over after being hit by an old person on a scooter thingy* 'and its raining as well!'

Bexhill by Psycho Emz September 9, 2006

bexhill 

crap and don't ever bother going there. You'll probably think it's a nice little sunny place on the south coast of england with lovely sea air that has a lot of character and that's close to some big towns. Well you'd be wrong. It's a boring little raining place on the south coast of england with a view of the murky grey sea with no character whatsoever. It has so many old people in it that it's known as 'God's waiting room'. Personally, i call it crap. As an added bonus you'll probably get run over by one of the old people in a motorized scooter going at about 70mph the wrong way down a one-way street. And if you think that you can just park by the sea and look out at the ocean you'd be wrong. You can't ever park in Bexhill because everyone double parks and the traffic wardens don't give a damn. But otherwise you'll find it lovely.

Person 1: Hey lets go live in Bexhill! I hear it's a nice place to bring up the kids.
Person 2: If you ever say that again, i will leave you and you will never see me again. OK?

bexhill by Becky hates Bexhill (shocking) November 6, 2008

bexhill academy 

it's a school where you will find yourself wondering what the fuck you are doing with your life while you waste away to the most boring forms of "education" known to man.

the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)

if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!

(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)

"Hey, what school do you go to?"

"bexhill academy!"

"poor thing."

bexhill academy by 16hotdaddy July 15, 2023

Bexhill gobbler 

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan

Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles

Bexhill gobbler by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025