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Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

tablespook 

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.
Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen
tablespook by tablespook November 23, 2021

tablespoon 

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?
tablespoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"
Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

Tablespoon 

Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.
Tablespoon by Zoetrain August 11, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026