Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon

1)Lemon is a popular term used in fanfiction, it refers to sexual acts. The term is based on the slightly squeamish feeling some get upon reading lemon, because of the in detail nature of it.
2)A sour yellow fruit

(Term 1)

Fangirl 1: Watcha reading?
Fangirl 2: Destiel lemons!
Fangirl 1: I love those!

(Type 2)
Person: No thanks, I can’t stand lemons, they are too sour for me.

by -Omnian in disguise- December 29, 2019

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017

Lemon

a lesbian;
a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.

by lopus April 24, 2003

Lemon

vegeble

want lemon is good vegeble

by 不明白 February 25, 2020

Lemon

A hot, sexy, or sensual girl.

Bill: Watcha thinkin about?

Jill: Lemons

by Stolo October 9, 2008

Lemon

A sour yellow fruit

I would like some lemon in my tea.

by Lilypop March 14, 2015