Lemon

Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.

Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"

by CaptainND February 18, 2014

Lemon

Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

by antagonym May 9, 2015

Lemon

1. That which must be worshiped

2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick

3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of

All hail the mighty lemon!

by iLoveLemons October 1, 2008

Lemon

A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.

That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.

by Marlowe March 18, 2003

Lemon

Term originating in London, referring to high-grade skunk (hydroponically-cultivated marijuana). Describes hydro that is 'above average' in terms of potency/quality. Widely used term in UK Grime music.

'This shit is the lemon!'

or...

'My man's got the lemon!'.

by Cunny Linguist July 7, 2008

Lemon

Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

by Rezadamus May 6, 2005

Lemon

A car you have convinced yourself is good because you need it and can't afford a new one, but everyone else can see it's really a POS. And instead of being honest with yourself that your car isn't worth keeping you continue to drive it, sometimes down the road, but mostly left on the side of the road. If only you would see that in the long run you would save money by buying a different one.

Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.

by DaydreamZzZz1107 March 30, 2015