Gender-Specific Noun: A pchan is a female in her early twenties that has an abysmal and almost comedy-like memory.
Example 1: Hey yo! Did you hear about Lynette's girlfriend? She's got the memory of a fucking goldfish, she's sucha pchan.

Example 2: Oh no did you forget your wallet/phone again?! A true pchan you are indeed.
by Lordgreeneggsandham October 15, 2019
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