spazmenol 

someone who thinks they are clever but are as thick as shite

stop being such a spazmenol

spazmenol by tina lou October 7, 2006

Spasmenostiophobia 

The fear of broken bones. The word is derived from the Greek term for broken (spasménos) and the Greek term for bone (ostéon).

“Cecil seems really scared of broken bones, I think he has spasmenostiophobia”

Spasmenostiophobia by JasperSchwartz May 27, 2021

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

spazmology by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazmentarded

A cross between a spastic, mental and retarded...can be used as an insult - person or thing.

"this is spazmentarded"

spazmentarded by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Spazmolite 

A slow person, relatively incompetent

That guy who crashed his car the other week was a right Spazmolite

Spazmolite by BloodsoakedDrengr August 4, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022