Crippletastic 

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

Crippletastic by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

cripplesticks 

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

cripplesticks by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003