A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.
When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !