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dead finger

1.the feeling of dissillusionment in organized religion once one has broken or injured his index finger within the confines of a church, or any religious institution.

2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.

3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.

4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.

5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.

6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.

7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.

8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.
1. "I've been a dead finger ever since I slammed that door on my pointer finger on the way into sunday school. Fuck God."

2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."

3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."

4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."

5. "Yeah, motherfucker."

6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."

7. See example #3

8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."
dead finger by kanklesore October 1, 2006
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finger of the dead 

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.
The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!
finger of the dead by udm1234 October 7, 2011

Dead man's fingers 

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands
"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"

Deadringer 

A word to describe someone who has the same physcial appearance as another person.

The word originated from medieval Britain when it was believed that when a person dies his spirit walks to his birthplace and rings a bell signalling the end of the physical life.
"Kelsey Grammer is a deadringer or Mussolini."
Deadringer by themasterofshadowgays September 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026