bertie beetle 

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

bertie beetle by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Bertie Beetle 

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

Bertie Beetle by Blanchy November 10, 2007

Bertie Bentley 

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

Bertie Bentley by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019

Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.

Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!

Bertle by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013

bertle

to be oblivious of being a reject of society.

Check out that bertle trying to charm the ladies, what a bertle.

bertle by Gru May 30, 2006