turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

Nerd Turd

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.

Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.

by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011

Nerd turd

Someone who is very smart but acts goofy or immature when bored at work.

There is a person at work who was being a nerd turd today.

by ms2prissy August 20, 2008

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

by Clarice December 3, 2003