broken table 

this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.

Last night i pulled a broken table on Kim, man it was awesome!

broken table by S. Vile September 19, 2006

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

national broken table appreciation day by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Table broken 

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.

That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.

Table broken by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN 

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The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN by mice is nice April 4, 2022

oh no our table it's broken 

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.

oh no our table it's broken↓
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN

oh no our table it's broken by cyanideisgood November 4, 2021

oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

oh no... our table... it's broken! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

oh no... our table... its broken! 

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12

oh no... our table... its broken!

oh no... our table... its broken! by 1zwy October 16, 2021