ButtHurt

Being pissed of, saddend, whiney, or just being in love and talking about that person all the time.

"trev is all butthurt about that girl. he loves her, gross."

by bnasteez April 10, 2008

ButtHurt

n. (but-hert)
1. When you are too lazy to initiate a movement, chore or task.

2.Said to be incapable of completing a menial or insignificant task.

3. You've lost your Gerbil. (see Richard Gere)

Jane: I'm sick, I can't come to work today
Boss: Really, what's wrong?
Jane: I've got butthurt.
Boss: That sounds bad, stay home and rest.

by JoLonco December 28, 2005

Butthurt

being offended and holding a grudge

Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.

by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015

Butthurtitis

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtism

Th act of getting upset because you're being over sensitive.

My feels were hurt after Jesica was fake mad at me. Classic case of butthurtism.

by DrGainzphdinSwoll August 26, 2015

Butthurt

When someone is mad or throwing a temper tantrum because of a joke or something trivial. DISCLAIMER: Being butthurt does not mean someone who is mad after someone relentlessly bullying someone. Look up the definitions for Schrodinger's douche bag.

Bill was butthurt after I said that that his sideburns were uneven.

by FuckYouAndy March 25, 2020

Butthurted

To damage one's "feelings" or ego, usually over a minor issue or situation.

"You shouldn't have gotten a tissue Khalil, now you got Mrs.Formigli butthurted."

by CardboardGay March 6, 2019