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1. To Steif means to do something so detrimental and abnormally dimwitted that you are immediately mocked and ridiculed by friends, peers, or any human being within sight.

2. Also pertaining to embarrassing events in the past tense; "I Steifed when I..."

3. Having sexual intercourse in someones kitchen on a couch with a grenade.

4. Being rejected by multiple grenades within one particular night and/or weekend.

Synonym: Taking L's
"Austin has such a bad life, he steifs every weekend."
"Oh shit, I almost steifed!"
Steif by FrenchToastMafiaAffiliate February 8, 2017
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German for "A piece of wood" It is Bavarian slang for boner, schong or penis
Ich habe eine gross Steif.

Nett Stief
steif by Vincent Lamar February 24, 2006

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

Steffeling 

Providing an excuse for leaving an event (going to the bathroom, etc.) and not returning.
"Where did Bob go? He said he was going to feed the dog and would be right back."

"He's probably Steffeling."
Steffeling by SimaShi May 29, 2013
Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
I'm going to do a Stef West = Tell lie's

Stefan Karl Stefansson 

The man who played Robbie Rotten on Lazy Town.
As of August 21, 2018, he has passed on.
He was more than a meme. He was a father, a fighter of cancer, and a great man. Goodnight sweet prince, you will be missed..
"Stefan Karl Stefansson is number 1."