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Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.
Straight Friend: Hey, check out that hot chick over there!
Zsexual: I'm not interested in girls...
Gay Friend: Then what about that cute guy?
Zsexual: I don't like guys either.
zsexual by Anon.e.mouse September 17, 2006
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Two shrieks love eachother very much three minutes later baby ogre is born.
Wtf is zsexual?
Zsexual by Mr.toxik September 18, 2018

zasexual 

in love with risa and risa only
i am zasexual
zasexual by @miguellliii September 22, 2021

zasexual 

attracted to tamza and tamza only
i am zasexual she is so pretty
zasexual by @miguellliii September 24, 2021

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.
I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!
zexual energy by Adel7 June 2, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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