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eveready 

Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal.

"eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.
"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet."

"Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready."

"Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."
eveready by Mr.Toast September 18, 2008
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Tony Eveready 

Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:

"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"
Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."
Tony Eveready by T361T April 16, 2008
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Tony Everready 

First, you insert your nuts in a woman's asshole then proceed to put your dick in they're vagina. Then resulting in a tony everready.
Tucker pulled a tony everready on susan hayne and freaked that bitch out!
Tony Everready by John .... March 16, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026