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These other definitions are not the slang we all used in my town. Here it means a limpy, half staff, partial, whatever you want to call it but it is a mostly limp pecker. I.E. "looky Gina, I'm not ready yet, it's nuttin' but puddin'!" (referring to the soft, squishy nature of unerect penis and balls)
"wowsers, I need more viagra, I ain't had nuttin' but puddin' all day long!"
puddin' by Jason Schwagner July 29, 2006
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A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.
D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah
Puddin' by iKielo1 January 29, 2009
man i need some puddin'
puddin' by DJWeezy July 17, 2003
1) Semen, ejaculate, love gravy, cum when produced by a male.

2) Vaginal secretions, labia lather, love squirts, cum, when produced by a female
Gimme some puddin' she said just before he came.

I am going down for a little puddin' first!
puddin' by NoHalo4Me August 20, 2004
A crotch dripping with gonorrhea juice.
Skeever Beaver has a bad case of puddin', probably from taking a ride down the hershey highway with the blackrobat.
Puddin' by Kenneth Nooisewater June 20, 2011
Fart, parp, blow-off, bottom cough, etc
for example: 'Hey Ben, did I just hear a sly puddin' emit from your derriere?'
puddin' by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003
A Boy you are completely crazy about like Harley is to joker. A boy you want to spend the rest of your life with and would do anything for, that the thought of losing makes you cry.
Emily "Hey Puddin!"
Jacob "Hey Baby girl
Puddin by Just a chick 2014 November 3, 2016