by da beez September 9, 2006
Get the Crapnelmug. by Fenris Skoll February 26, 2009
Get the Crapnelmug. by zcapitano January 29, 2017
Get the Crapnelmug. Steve was holding it in for so long it came out as crapnel.
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
by ezra jordan March 5, 2008
Get the crapnelmug. The explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children's parties and holiday events.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
Watch out for crapnel; there were goody bags at the party.
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Wendy's foot required three stitches when some Halloween crapnel rolled into her open-toed Keens.
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Wendy's foot required three stitches when some Halloween crapnel rolled into her open-toed Keens.
by SamsaRant November 6, 2010
Get the crapnelmug. "Picture the aftermath of a bomb explosion, but instead of shrapnel, it's...poop confetti. Usually found artistically splattered around the rim of a toilet bowl. It can also refer to the remnants of a particularly aggressive flush or dramatic defecation. This phenomenon often follows a dramatic, explosive restroom event.
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"
'We broke up after she was injured by my crapnel."
'The moment at work, when one employee's reprimand, spirals out of control and the conflict now involves other employees - a crossfire of crapnel."
'The moment at work, when one employee's reprimand, spirals out of control and the conflict now involves other employees - a crossfire of crapnel."
by Outoppie October 10, 2024
Get the Crapnelmug. The aromatic molecules that travel outward from the locus of a crap blast inflicting harm on all within the olfactory kill zone.
No sooner did I hear the blast in the next stall when I was hit by crapnel. I haven't been able to smell anything for a couple days now.
by Swollenzots May 18, 2010
Get the crapnelmug.