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The release of gas pressure from the lower half before peeing by a female. Cross between a fart and a queef.
Which is it? A feaf.
Other versions: Feafed, Feafing, etc.
Sally: Was that a fart?
Jane: Not sure..I think it was a feaf
Feaf by EmilyCamille December 26, 2007
Related Words
feaf feafda feaft
A slang term for a terrified dental hygenist.
Oi! My doc is a feaf, i have steel chompers!
feaf by Cheesebadger January 8, 2005
The feeling of defeat in the workplace after trying to change nonsensical practices.
A number of us are approaching feafda with the new software implemented a few months ago.
feafda by katquatch November 2, 2017
fear of feet (whether it be physical or purely metaphorical in terms of substance (say, you can even say feaft if you are afraid of heights (therefore ft) or even genuine heights of people (still ft)

the "ea" in the expression may also alude to a certain company that plagiarizes, therefore the meaning may also symbolize plagiarism- it's a two-tone expression.
Person A: A-a-a feaft of reason and a flow of soul!

Person B: Dude, you're not even that high up.

Person A: I know, but I still see your feet!
feaft by gratersenpai February 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026