slut•ter |sla/tour|
noun
1-a feminine, knitted, long-sleeved, one-piece garment typically with an extended torso, designed to act as a
combination sweater, mini-skirt and bullseye for horny college males.
2-a legless container for promiscuous collegiate women worn in the fall, renowned for its easy on/ easy off access in the event of drunken throw-downs in
the stacks
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etymology - derived from combining the olde English "slut" with the Celtic derived word for "sweater"