A sexual transmitted disease that originated from Mexican bats from Cabo.
Symptoms are frequent outbreaks of horribly itchy small mountainous
bubbling red warts, oozing genitals, irritable mood, Unable to finish Orgy Parties, burning sensation between the thighs,
Cure: Mouldy French Cheese
WARNING: Cure
may deflate gluteus maximus, and cause hairy balls (in some women)
Cure for Side Effects: Chewing Gum,
rub your armpit on your knees
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE CURED? You start to taste
like cheddar cheese.