Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

Fogled by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009

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fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

fogle by Prankster October 1, 2015

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Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

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Foglebyte

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

Foglebyte by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021

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