Mentors, community stake holders that's been in the hood for a minute. Have presence in the community. Well respected and known in the hood. Always sharing about back in the day and reminiscing.
Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
The condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their ass. It's a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely retarded things.
Dave: Hey John, did you hear about Larry from across the hall?